Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

i’m speechless are they buying this ass?

And who are you to tell me how to conduct myself why dont u practice safe sex and go fuck yaself….

It’s time to officially clear the air. There seems to be this common misconception, which suggests that men have lower standards when choosing a mate. That couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, men are a lot pickier than we lead you to believe. To prove this point, I’ve decided to share “Five Types of Women That All Men Hate.” So pay close attention, and if this sounds like someone you know, then that may explain why they can’t seem to keep a man.

1. Ms. “Stick In The Mud”
This woman never seems to have any fun … ever. Her idea of a good time is probably a quiet evening at home reading the encyclopedia while eating a Lean Cuisine. On top of that, she doesn’t know how to give or take a joke, since she takes herself way too seriously. Will you relax … please?

2. Ms. “No One Else”
Ms. “No One Else” wants all of your free time—every single second of it. As soon as the two of you get close, she stops talking to all of her friends and expects you to do the same. Some men may reluctantly agree, but that arrangement soon grows old.

3. Ms. “Something To Prove”
Ms. “Something To Prove” has always worked hard to show the world she was capable of doing anything she set her mind to. And while the entire male population applauds her strength, we get kind of tired of her reminding us about it throughout the entire date.

“I’ve got a good job.”
“I don’t need a man to do anything for me.”
“I’ve always been independent.”
“I’m going to write a book encouraging other women to be strong like me.”

Honestly, we’d rather listen to a Paula Abdul Greatest Hits album than to sit through an entire evening of that.

4. Ms. “Read My Mind”
For some reason, Ms. “Read My Mind” expects her man to know exactly what she’s thinking at all times. As a result, she constantly tests him, using his responses to gauge his level of love. This type of behavior should be avoided, as very few men are interested in dealing with the constant guessing games.

5. Ms. “Chatterbox”
Communication serves as the cornerstone for all serious relationships. However, some women overdo it a bit. The problem with Ms. “Chatterbox” is that she spends most of her time talking, and none of it listening. Before long, this type of woman grows even more annoying than that one drunk uncle who always tries to hit on your female friends.

The Fly Guy Moral: So now that I have outlined the five types of women that all men hate; what now? Will you continue to hold out hope that he will one day change his mind and accept you as you are? Or will you learn the art of compromise and begin addressing those personal issues that aren’t conducive to a healthy relationship? I pray you choose the latter.

I love sex, and if you’re on my website chances are you do too. I always feel like sex can be better. So I’m always reading up on different sex acts, watching different adult films so I can learn a thing or two. If it’s not too kinky, best believe I am going to try it, and try it until I get it right. But, what about the every day normal sex acts that we tend to take for granted in our efforts to be the best sexual intellectual in the sea.

What Works – I have yet to meet a person who doesn’t have a favorite position, sexual act or move. Do it! If it makes sex better then why try to do something you’re not yet a master of? Your end goal in sex is to reach the mountain top, so why fly if you have a car? Get it? Got it, good!

Avoid “No” Sex - I hate no sex, not not having sex, but sex filled with the word no. It’s the biggest turn off in the history of turn offs. Baby can I get some head “No”, Baby can you ride me? “No” Baby can I bust on your stomach? “No!” Damn! Can I punch you in the mouth and you call me Chris Brown, how about that?!? I hate “No” sex. “When u wit ya someone and there are NO Rules, No Stigmas & NO “I don’t do that’s” No Inhibitions” via http://twitter.com/MsMiraculous

Be First In Round 2 - Somebody has to be first, so if he’s done before you, take the lead in getting him back up. Guys, if you finished before your girl, then hell go down on her and bring her to your level. Give her a tongue spanking and let her explode in your mouth

Backflips, Somersaults, and Cartwheels – Need to be left to the pros. I don’t need a Jada Fire, a Marie Luv, or Roxy Reynolds type chick to have great sex. Sure they can do some amazing things in bed, but great sex can be achieved through missionary

You’re F*cking Who Cares? - I get a lot of emails from women who say they don’t like their stretch marks, complain about their body, or some other negative remark. Honestly as a guy I never even noticed. We are having sex, so if your lover is offering up their body to you then 9 times out of ten the only one who cares about your imperfections are you. Get over it, it can block you from doing your job. Now, if you under perform in bed that’s when you need to be worried.

What’s Around You? - I f*cked in a lot of beds before and if I learned anything I know that sex is always better when you’re in a nice bed. Clean sheets, no clothes on the bed, no baby toys or condom rappers. Have you ever rolled over on an opened magnum wrapper? Well let me tell you it’s not dope! If you expect to get some, make sure the room is nice, neat and amazing. (I’ve learned this the hard way. I’m a man in a man’s house)

Treat It Like Late Night Radio - And make a request. I don’t understand why people are afraid to ask for what they want. I know I’m probably not suppose to, but hell I ask for head, and anything else I want sexually. My ideology is if I can stick myself inside this person than I should be able to ask them for anything sexually I want. Hey, all she can say is no right? During sex with me, I am doing to tell you what I like when I like it. Hop on one leg, bark like a dog, a big dog… Make a sound like an orangutan.

Do It Yourself - Masturbation makes sex 100% better. First you know what you like, and secondly there are only a few things better than watching someone play with their private parts.

It’s All In Your Head - Believe and you can achieve. Ladies, if you think you’ll have an orgasm you will have an orgasm. It’s all mental, my skills have very little to do with it

I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.

I’ve seen woman slobber over Tahiry’s butt, Amber’s boobs, and Rihanna’s nipple ring. Followed by a no nympho or no homo or the now infamous [II] What’s going on these days? As a man I can’t compete with the beauty of a woman, nor can I compete with the dildo of a true lipstick femme, or as I like to call them nigga-b*tches. Not to be confused with b*tch niggas. I have no problem with them, they can befriend one of my chicks anyday, but I don’t trust to studdly hoes. Hell I don’t even trust those extra pretty chicks. They are the main ones who wanna experiment. Get your curious ass away from my chick! I saw you were looking at her butt, in the club. That’s my ass, and I’m 100% sure I can out f*ck you for a good 45 minutes, but that 46th… damn you got me.

I’ve always said I learned how to eat coochie from a lesbian. A nice fine femme I used to work with, who strung me along for a good 9 months before I found out we were on the “SAME TEAM”

You girls fall for those “oh you’re so beautiful” compliments from chicks and next thing you know you’re letting this extra cute girl feel on your boobs while I sit there smiling because I’m thinking about the threesome, while this extra cute nigga-b*tch is about to take my girl with a hurricane tongue that could have brought Dorothy, Ashanti and Diana Ross to Oz and back in 2 minutes flat. Damn nigga-b*tches. NO HOMO, but you have no idea what it’s like to look at a person dressed like a boy that’s so cute you find yourself staring trying to figure out if that’s a guy or a girl. You analyze them like, eye brows arched, eye liner and a fitted cap, and the only way you know its a girl because you notice the damn rainbow accessories she has on. But people from a far just think this nigga staring at another nigga! PAUSE!!! That’s a girl!! Damn it. A girl who will take my chick if I let her, but it’s not going to happen.

One of my exes told me she got a girlfriend now. How the hell did this happen, you might ask. It happened because I tried to talk her best friend into having a threesome with us, and they decided to partake of the festivities without me. You can’t do that it’s against the rules. It’s one of those unwritten rules like how y’all won’t talk to a dude who has looked at your friend like he wanted to smash, or said hi to your friend and she runs and tell you that nigga tried to holla at me. No I didn’t I just said hi, now I can’t holla at the chick I wanted to holla at because I was being nice. I swear y’all ladies got some weird ways.

And how does your coochie just end up in another chicks mouth? Riddle me this pretty young thing? All I’m saying is watch these chicks, they will smile in your face one day and have your coochie or your chicks cooch in their mouth the next. Remember what Marvelous Mo said about the saga of a straight chick, well there is another saga of trying to keep your chick straight.